A guy went to a local pharmacy and requested to speak to a male pharmacist. The girl he was speaking with said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there areno males currently employed there. She asked if there was something which she could help the man with.
The gentleman said that it was a thing that he would be a lot more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist guaranteed him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he desired to talk about, he could be confident that she would treat him with the maximum level of professionalism.
The man agreed and began by saying:
- This is hard for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of troubles and extreme embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it?
The pharmacist said:
- Just a moment, I’ll go speak with my sister.
When she came back, she said:
-We talked about it in depth and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a business car, and $3000 a month living expenses.